ABOUT
Hey there, I'm Danny! I'm a 27-year-old job-seeker, and I'm ready to find my dream job. I'm passionate, driven, and eager to make a difference and super flipping cool. Let me tell you about my strengths, my few weaknesses, and what I am looking for!
Strengths
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hard worker
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nice guy
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fantasy football player (happy to be a commissioner as needed)
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people pleaser
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creative
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will do anything for the team
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strong
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heavy
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graduated college
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personable
weakness(es?)
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not currently working (so I'm flexible)
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haven't had many good jobs (eager to get started)
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didn't play college sports (but I graduated college and love sports)
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bad at flirting with women (won't be an office distraction, no paternity leave/wedding anytime soon)

Resume and am I looking for
At this point you may be thinking to yourself "hey Danny, what exactly are your qualifications and for what is it that you are exactly looking?" Wow! what a good question! Thank you or asking that! I will not show you crazy kids my resume, as it has some very personal details and I don't want anyone to judge me, but if you would like to see it, please feel free to outreach via email or text. I will provide a brief summary of what I have done, and what I would like to do below.
What have I done?
great question. A few years ago, I quit my job at Grey Eagle Distributors, the Anhieser Busch distributor throughout all of St. Louis County. While there I was a merchandiser and part of the sales team in charge of stocking shelves with AB products (mostly and most excitedly beer) as well as building and maintaining displays, as well as working with store management to ensure there is enough product on hand at all times.
prior to my job slinging beer, I worked at a plant farm and nursery doing some ream manual stuff, mostly carrying and organizing plants and displays and whatever else was needed of me.
I graduated from St. Lawrence University (the Yale of the North Country) where I majored in Global Studies, so boy oh boy can I write a lot of nonsense and research.
Since leaving Grey Eagle, I lowered my handicap down 8 strokes. I then worked at a third party direct sales company for a year and a half.
What do I want to do?
Sometimes the best way to answer this question of what am I looking for or what do I want to do is to briefly talk about what I don't want to do. I don't want to be such a Negative Nelly, so I will keep this brief. I do not want to do manual labor or construction or drug dealing. I don't want to do anything dull or lame. On the positive side, I would love to do something in sports, the only thing about which I would say I am very knowledgeable. I would love something around people, where I can develop relationships with coworkers and anyone else I may be fortunate enough to meet at this new little job. I would like a lot of money and spend a lot of my time chillin but I understand that may not be the most realistic so that is okay, that can be my nice little bonus.